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I'm preparing an intro to lit syllabus for college freshmen, and I'm wondering whether to include this. After all, it's in the reader. Question is, will they get it? Will they be insulted? And do I care? :)


JOHN & MARY
by Stephen Dunn

John and Mary had never met. They were like two
hummingbirds who also had never met.

-from a freshman's short story

They were like gazelles who occupied different
grassy plains, running in opposite directions
from different lions. They were like postal clerks
in different zip codes, with different vacation time,
their bosses adamant and clock-driven.
How could they get together?
They were like two people who couldn't get together.
John was a Sufi with a love of the dervish,
Mary of course a Christian with a curfew.
They were like two dolphins in the immensity
of the Atlantic, one playful,
the other stuck in a tuna net --
two absolutely different childhoods!
There was simply no hope for them.
They would never speak in person.
When they ran across that windswept field
toward each other, they were like two freight trains,
one having left Seattle at 6:36 p.m.
at an unknown speed, the other delayed
in Topeka for repairs.
The math indicated that they'd embrace
in another world, if at all, like parallel lines.
Or merely appear kindred and close, like stars.
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In Excel, how do you make it so that a given number will display as a given letter, and so that if you enter that letter in the cell, it will understand it as that letter's numerical value?

That is, if I want 3.67 to mean A-, how do I make Excel understand that?

Thankye!
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Current university as consumer haven.

Some highlights:

How I feel in class every day:
"Too often now the pedagogical challenge is to make a lot from a little. Teaching Wordsworth's "Tintern Abbey," you ask for comments. No one responds. So you call on Stephen. Stephen: "The sound, this poem really flows." You: "Stephen seems interested in the music of the poem. We might extend his comment to ask if the poem's music coheres with its argument. Are they consistent? Or is there an emotional pain submerged here that's contrary to the poem's appealing melody?" All right, it's not usually that bad. But close. One friend describes it as rebound teaching: they proffer a weightless comment, you hit it back for all you're worth, then it comes dribbling out again. Occasionally, a professor will try to explain away this intellectual timidity by describing the students as perpetrators of postmodern irony, a highly sophisticated mode. Everything's a slick counterfeit, a simulacrum, so by no means should any phenomenon be taken seriously. But the students don't have the urbane, Oscar Wilde-type demeanor that should go with this view. Oscar was cheerful, funny, confident, strange. (Wilde, mortally ill, living in a Paris flophouse: "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go.") This generation's style is considerate, easy to please, and a touch depressed."

The value of genius:
"A world uninterested in genius is a despondent place, whose sad denizens drift from coffee bar to Prozac dispensary, unfired by ideals, by the glowing image of the self that one might become. As Northrop Frye says in a beautiful and now dramatically unfashionable sentence, "The artist who uses the same energy and genius that Homer and Isaiah had will find that he not only lives in the same palace of art as Homer and Isaiah, but lives in it at the same time." We ought not to deny the existence of such a place simply because we, or those we care for, find the demands it makes intimidating, the rent too high."
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I was so pleased with this little quiz I came up with to test my students' knowledge of MLA citation. Administered it today and didn't get a single chuckle. Hopefully my LJ peeps will represent.


CITATION QUIZZIE

1. Choose the correct MLA format citation:

a. Math, says Hutzley, “is a ridiculous waste of time” (136).
b. Math, says Hutzley, “is a ridiculous waste of time.” (136)
c. Math, says Hutzley, “is a ridiculous waste of time” (Hutzley, 136).
d. Math “is a ridiculous waste of time” (Hutzley 136).
e. Both a and d
f. None of the above

2. Correct the following sentences to put them into proper MLA format.

a. “Time melts when you’re having fun.” (Dali, p. 28)

b. As Einstein states, “Your hair’s not so great either, pal.” (Scatterbrain and Nincompoop, 133)

c. “It’s not a question”, says Bush, “of evidence. I just wanted to kick ass” (38.)

d. In a retraction yesterday, Nietzsche stated “God isn’t dead after all. He just hates you”. (Riles, Agitates, Annoys and Blathers 146)


3. Choose the correct format for this bibliographic entry.

a. Kerry, John. “Respect Me, Bitches,” from I Have Three Purple Hearts; What Have You Got? A Biography. Boston, Imaginary Press 2004, pages 2-28.

b. John Kerry, “Respect Me, Bitches.” I Have Three Purple Hearts; What Have You Got? A Biography, Imaginary Press, 2004, Boston. 2-28.

c. Kerry, John. “Respect Me, Bitches.” I Have Three Purple Hearts; What Have You Got? A Biography. Boston: Imaginary Press, 2004. 2-28.

d. Kerry, John. “Respect Me, Bitches.” I Have Three Purple Hearts; What Have You Got? A Biography. Boston: Imaginary Press, 2004. 2-28.

4. Place the following quotation in a complete sentence, using it as evidence for an argument that square things are better than round things. Introduce the quotation, cite it properly, then show how it supports your argument: “Most furniture meant for storing things is designed with square corners.” –John H. Researcher, page 23
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Today's teaching was a lot more inspiring. For whatever reason, the kids in the first class were engaged and ready to work. They summarized, they analyzed, they inferred. Look! I almost said to them. You just thought critically! It's a great feeling when you're writing on the board and they just keep throwing up suggestions for what the purpose of Cisneros' essay might be. It's even more thrilling when they start disagreeing with each other, then seeing how they might all be right.

My second class wasn't as great - they're all afternoon-tired at 2:30 and need to be really impressed in order to participate - but I was riding the wave from the first class, and managed to make my way through this one, and by the middle of it, they were saying interesting things too.

Not to mention that I feel scads better today. I'm all energetic and shit. It's weird. I wonder what I'm allergic to!
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Okay, so I won't actually be journaling about this daily, at least not until I get to the food challenge part. (I love that: the first part of the diet is called Induction - like I'm being initiated into some sort of secret society. The second part is called the Food Challenge - which sounds like a bad Food Network game show.)

But I wanted to start off with some thoughts.

First of all, for those of you who don't know, Here's what the Elimination Diet is. )

So yesterday was my first day on it, and I was determined to make the best of it. The last thing I need if I'm going to make it through this thing is to feel deprived. So I started the day with brown rice crispies, almond milk, blueberries and cantaloupe. Around lunch I had carrots, an apple, some more cantaloupe, rice cakes and almond butter. And at the Diesel, I tried a new thing: Wu Wei tea, which I'd recommend to anyone who likes rosehips and yummy spicyness. For dinner I made salmon with onions, garlic, olive oil, tarragon and sliced green zebra tomatoes (Thanks, [livejournal.com profile] hissilliness!), brown rice with onions, garlic, and walnuts, and salad with spinach, heirloom tomatoes, lemon cucumbers and fresh avocado. Oh yes, satiation was mine.

By 10 pm, though, I was exhausted to the point of lack of motion. I just needed to see a pillow, immediately. This morning I dragged myself up at 7:30 to have breakfast with [livejournal.com profile] imlad, but then found myself needing to go back for an hour or so more. Writing this, I still feel groggy and vague, and I have to teach a class in two and a half hours. Luckily, it's the first day of the semester, so I can summon some fake chipperness for a little while, then sit there and zone while they do their 45-minute diagnostic writing test.

Hopefully this cleansing phase, of which I was warned, won't last too long...

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