Mar. 13th, 2008

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The first thing they take are your shoes.

I’m not sure when it happened exactly. Just, one day, I walked into the office and noticed I wasn’t wearing shoes. Nobody was. It was as if the fashion rules had changed, some arcane memo, and done.

A couple of days later I started losing my hair.

It was tolerable until I noticed my reflection going. First my tie, then my left ear. A couple of days later it was headless. I started wearing an apple in my collar to compensate.

The hardest part of all is that nobody seems to notice.

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