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The first thing they take are your shoes.

I’m not sure when it happened exactly. Just, one day, I walked into the office and noticed I wasn’t wearing shoes. Nobody was. It was as if the fashion rules had changed, some arcane memo, and done.

A couple of days later I started losing my hair.

It was tolerable until I noticed my reflection going. First my tie, then my left ear. A couple of days later it was headless. I started wearing an apple in my collar to compensate.

The hardest part of all is that nobody seems to notice.

Date: 2008-03-13 06:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] per-simmon.livejournal.com
Very cool. :)

Date: 2008-03-13 11:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omnia-mutantur.livejournal.com
"One Art" is the earworm of poetry for me. I shall now spend the day muttering "(Write it!) like disaster."

Date: 2008-03-13 01:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cycon.livejournal.com
The gorgs make an excellent anti-vanishing cream. Not sure what's in it though, besides radishes...

Date: 2008-03-13 01:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tisana.livejournal.com
Yay Magritte references!

Date: 2008-03-15 12:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ethernight.livejournal.com
I really loved this one. (I enjoy most of your 100 words entries a lot, actually.)

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