Mysterious curtain rod

[kitchen_kink]

Walking through Davis Square this morning, I saw a poster at the Somerville Theatre for the film, Secret Window. Under the title, it said, "From the writer of Panic Room."

I must admit that what I thought next was, "And coming soon, Inscrutable Doorjamb, Neurotic Wainscoting, and Suicidally Depressed Linoleum."

Comments

[moominmolly.livejournal.com]

Neurotic Wainscoting

I vote for this as your next LJ name.

[fanw.livejournal.com]

And how am I supposed to explain to my coworkers that I was laughing at "inscrutable doorjamb"? Thanks for the smile!

[wurmwyd.livejournal.com]

Hi There!

R-ing On the F with L...!! :)

[trowa-barton.livejournal.com]

I must admit that what I thought next was, "And coming soon, Inscrutable Doorjamb, Neurotic Wainscoting, and Suicidally Depressed Linoleum."
Not too far off from many of the horror movies that are coming out.

[dda.livejournal.com]

Suicidally Depressed Linoleum

I would definitely walk out on this one.

[dilletante.livejournal.com]

maybe he's an edward gorey fan?

i'd definitely go see a movie version of the curious sofa...

Oooh, me too.

[water-childe.livejournal.com]

I love that book! Curious Sofa is wonderful.

[wabi.livejournal.com]

This could be a series of architecture-themed children's books. Don't forget

Sullen Molding
Passive-Agressive Carpet
Irrational Medicine Cabinet
Co-dependent Sub-basement
Narcissistic Walk-In Closet

and, of course,

Detached Garage

:-D

[unknownrockstar.livejournal.com]

and autistic attic! and anal retentive subfloor! and hyperactive crown moulding! and, I should stop, a carpenter with plenty of knowledge of psychiatry, I could go on all day. fun though! this is the sort of game we sometimes play with my bathroom notepad.

Branch out!

[imlad.livejournal.com]

We can have mysteries - "The Bidet did it."