I LOVE this horoscope.
Feb. 26th, 2003 09:57 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kitchen_kinkFrom Rob Brezny's Free Will Astrology:
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Arunothai Sriaran is Thailand's
new "Miss Drunk." She won the title in a contest after gulping
down too much wine and navigating her way through an obstacle
course while wearing a heavy silk dress and golden headgear. In
the insouciant spirit of this wicked fun, and in accordance with your current astrological omens, I hereby name you "Ms. (or Mr.) Drunk-on-Life." Your carefree and mischievously
benevolent reign will last for either three weeks or until you
stop learning new tricks about the art of being intelligently
wild, whichever comes last.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Arunothai Sriaran is Thailand's
new "Miss Drunk." She won the title in a contest after gulping
down too much wine and navigating her way through an obstacle
course while wearing a heavy silk dress and golden headgear. In
the insouciant spirit of this wicked fun, and in accordance with your current astrological omens, I hereby name you "Ms. (or Mr.) Drunk-on-Life." Your carefree and mischievously
benevolent reign will last for either three weeks or until you
stop learning new tricks about the art of being intelligently
wild, whichever comes last.
