Christopher Walken's Twitter?

[kitchen_kink]

Okay, so up until this moment I had no use whatsoever for Twitter. But now, regardless of whether or not this is legitimately him? This is the most hilarious thing I've seen in a while.

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[redjo.livejournal.com]

With 70,000 followers? Betcha it's him.

[joyeous.livejournal.com]

Yes, I joined Twitter last week just for him. He's absolutely hilarious. The other celebrity worth following is The Real Shaq. Sometimes he posts from halftime at the games. It's pretty funny. Wil Wheaton is on there too and posts ALL THE TIME. He's funny, but almost annoyingly geeky.

[leafshimmer.livejournal.com]

My co-worker was reading aloud from this yesterday. Pretty damn funny. It certainly fits with Walken's film persona. Ever see this movie in which Walken played the Archangel Michael as a regular bad-ass mo-fo? Viggo Mortensen had a delicious cameo in it as Lucifer.

[flameamongcoals.livejournal.com]

Thank you.
I mean, I only use Twitter for the "a guy just jumped off the roof and landed on the train!" posts (which happens more often than you might think), but I find that most people use it for "I eat toast" and the overbearing burden of shit cripples the "For sale, baby shoes, never used" idea that probably founded twitter. All that "we only read the headlines" nonsense.

But this, this is great. Dog weddings. Haha. I suppose they aren't all that uncommon - although you never hear people protesting them...even though dogs have no souls, blah blah.

Maybe if homosexual people were cute like puppies. There's a "man's best friend" joke in here somewhere.

I'm going to go drink some more cold medicine.
Thank you for making me laugh. Carry on. :)

[dietrich.livejournal.com]

And thank you for coming out of the woodwork and commenting. :)

And I still owe you an email, beautiful.

[dani-namaste.livejournal.com]

I just discovered that today. Such goodness.

[thorn-plutonius.livejournal.com]

That is hilarious. Thanks for pointing it out.

[packbat.livejournal.com]

Awesome.

[spatch]

The consensus I got from others was that it's not really Walken, but it's hilarious enough that it pretty much doesn't matter. If it does turn out to be Walken, then that's an extra special bonus.

I would like to see a John Malkovich twitter feed that alternates between quiet lowercase messages and LOUD, BOMBASTICALLY POWERFUL PROCLAMATIONS.