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SELECTIONS FROM H.P. LOVECRAFT'S
BRIEF TENURE AS A WHITMAN'S SAMPLER COPYWRITER.
Dark Chocolate Fudge
Dark! All-encompassing, eternal darkness! Human eyes cannot penetrate the stygian blackness of this unholy confection!
Oh dear gods, elder or otherwise, help me! *helpless laughter*
BRIEF TENURE AS A WHITMAN'S SAMPLER COPYWRITER.
Dark Chocolate Fudge
Dark! All-encompassing, eternal darkness! Human eyes cannot penetrate the stygian blackness of this unholy confection!
Oh dear gods, elder or otherwise, help me! *helpless laughter*
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Date: 2008-09-24 05:27 pm (UTC)It reminds me of my other favorite McSweeny's piece:
Things Not To Substitute For Whipped Cream During Food Sex, Even If You Are Out Of Whipped Cream
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