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kitchen_kink“You seem very nice.”
“Thank you.”
“I like, uh. I like meeting nice people.”
“I…well, sure.”
“Can I buy you a drink?”
“Uh…”
“I – ha! – I mean, I won’t think it means anything, or anything. You know?”
“No, I...of course not.”
“Let me buy you a drink. I have this project I want to tell you about.”
“Proj...I, look, I really should get back to my friends.”
“But it’s a great idea! Listen – I’ve nearly perfected my self-cleaning semi-automatic rifle.”
“...”
“Also, I’ve got this great pet centipede.”
“Uh – I gotta go.”
“Huh. You’re not really that interesting, are you?”
“Thank you.”
“I like, uh. I like meeting nice people.”
“I…well, sure.”
“Can I buy you a drink?”
“Uh…”
“I – ha! – I mean, I won’t think it means anything, or anything. You know?”
“No, I...of course not.”
“Let me buy you a drink. I have this project I want to tell you about.”
“Proj...I, look, I really should get back to my friends.”
“But it’s a great idea! Listen – I’ve nearly perfected my self-cleaning semi-automatic rifle.”
“...”
“Also, I’ve got this great pet centipede.”
“Uh – I gotta go.”
“Huh. You’re not really that interesting, are you?”
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