Today's funny spam winner: Subject: I wish to fuck

[kitchen_kink]

I wish to fcuk with you! Also I hope you too! One mroe my photo, do not terminate;)


Was this spam written by a Dalek? You decide...

Comments

[rigel.livejournal.com]

Ter-mi-nate, TER-MI-NAAAAATE!

[trowa-barton.livejournal.com]

Have I ever told you about a Kit Kat commercial from England several years ago? If not:
In a sidewalk, you see a Dalek in Hari Krishna screaming "PEACE AND LOVE!!! PEACE AND LOVE!!!!"

The voiceover then says, "Take a break from your everyday life."

That Dalek probably wrote the spam :)

[mangosteen]

Actually, it feels like it was run through a translator.

[zzbottom.livejournal.com]

You know, if you're going to just keep posting my heartfelt, emotionally charged emails like that out in public, I'm afraid we have no future. *sniffle*

[dietrich.livejournal.com]

Bwah-hahaha!

Thank you for that.

[trowa-barton.livejournal.com]

Sounds Japanese. Then again, I just got off a lesson.

[dietrich.livejournal.com]

Given the context (bad grammar/translation), your comment made me think two things:

1. The lesson got you off? Good for you!

2. Somebody got us off the lesson! (Move zig!)

[trowa-barton.livejournal.com]

I think the lesson made me more confused than before. The key is to talk like Yoda.

[sparkymonster.livejournal.com]

I have an image macro of a Dalek w/ bishop mitre saying EXCOMMUNICATE but it's not on my work computer. WOE

[dietrich.livejournal.com]

Oh, that is made of awesome!

[coraline]

reminds me of one my old .sigs:

"Enunciate! Enunciate!" -- Dalek dialogue coach.

[thorn-plutonius.livejournal.com]

Not written by a Dalek. It doesn't say "EXTERMINATE!!" even once.

Now, Jar Jar Banks...

[vanguardcdk.livejournal.com]

Another lonely Dalek gets turned away. Poor little genocidal aliens need love too y'know.