Shut UP, Scott Hamilton!

[kitchen_kink]

Hamilton is the great jinxer of all skaters. I don't think I've ever seen him say something like, "Now, $Skater is known for being really effortless on these jumps, just beautiful height blah blah blah...His first combination tonight is a quad-triple..." and then have the guy not fuck it up. It's impossible. I think the Russian coaches are paying off Scott Hamilton to say good things about the other skaters' abilities RIGHT BEFORE they jump.

Kee-rist.

(Style of this post somehow stolen from wurmwyd. Sorry, dear, I've known you a long time, and I've liked figure skating for at least that long. There must be a relationship there.)

Comments

[trowa-barton.livejournal.com]

Which one were you watching: Sasha Cohen's Olympic performance or Johnny Weir's Olympic performance?

[dietrich.livejournal.com]

That's my point: it doesn't matter. He fucks up everybody :)

I think when I finally posted it, it was about Matt Savoie. I've only seen the Men's Short Program so far, and Weir's short program was stunning. So I'm guessing he screws up the long, eh...? Ah, well.