Biblical references you never wanted to hear

[kitchen_kink]

[Scene: we've recently eaten pizza for dinner, D's containing both olives and an abundance of anchovies]

D: Could you please do me a huge favor?

K: What?

D: Could you get me a huge glass of water or two?

K: Yeah, you just had all that salt.

D: I feel like I went down on Lot's wife or something.

Comments

[motive-nuance.livejournal.com]

Hah!

[longueur.livejournal.com]

Brilliant.

[poly-fi.livejournal.com]

So wrong. I sort of thought Lot's wife would be frigid.

I have a funny life story for you in exchange. We had a public service call today where a person had taken half a bottle of medicine (pills), washed it down with an admitted ten beers and was waving a gun. When I recounted the anecdote, my boyfriend replied, "Did you ask if the person was polyamorous?" Since I guess that would be a significant enough source of stress to cause such behavior!

[unknownrockstar.livejournal.com]

larf out loud. heh.

[trowa-barton.livejournal.com]

La cuenta, por favor!

[dietrich.livejournal.com]

Que mas quieres?

[trowa-barton.livejournal.com]

No quiero mas. Es muy sufficiente.

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

Classic. :-)

[kitty-scarboro.livejournal.com]

as a side note: the whole turning Lot's wife into salt is now thought to be a poor translation. what it actually is believed to be - is that she was made barren.

funny story -regardless!

[queenofhalves]

*squawk*