You can lead a whore to culture...

[kitchen_kink]

On the wall at the Diesel is an ad for Lily's Cleaning Service.

The graphic on the ad is a very nice photograph...of an iris.

*facepalm*

Comments

[macthud]

**BWAH**

that's...

beautiful.

[cycon.livejournal.com]

I wonder what other mistakes a rose.

(You have to know how to petal your wares to make your business blossom. Orchid you not.)

[rule30.livejournal.com]

While normally such puns would cause me to purse my tulips, eyes poppy, face fuschia - or even make me snap, dragon-like - in this case I'll be mum since your comments are so geranium.

Or maybe I'm just a pansy.

(Sorry, I know that ending was anti-clematis.)

[macthud]

No shrinking violet, were you!

[buxom-bey.livejournal.com]

...but you can't make her think. ;)

The idiocy of others is truly sad, but often amusing.

[cycon.livejournal.com]

Gorgeous icon!

[nchanter.livejournal.com]

But you have now remembered the name Lily's Cleaning Service, which means she's either stupid or really really smart!

[thoroughbass.livejournal.com]

Because I just paid my dues to renew my pedant's license, I can point out that Lily isn't the first to confuse the two flowers.

[madbard.livejournal.com]

Anyone who can tell the difference between an iris and a lilly probably does their own cleaning.