The ultimate spam sender has arrived.

Okay, Contusion G. Incessent was pretty damn funny. And I'm still quite fond of good ol' Squish H. Ustinov. But the latest in the litany of what I can only imagine are names randomly constructed from a massive database of words to send me word of porn and penis enlargement pills takes the proverbial cake out for dinner and dancing, then tears its clothes off and has its way with it.

Given my current reading material and my assessment thus far of its titular patriarch, my new LJ name, at least until I finish said work, is most definitely:

Crabbier O. Karamazov.